Round TWO

June 26, 2009 on 9:44 pm | In Updates by Josh Jones | 21 Comments

I kicked Frank from 30 Rock's ASS!

Hey!

Big props to the dozen or so DreamHosters who showed up and got $61 of credit to their DreamHost account.. I scored 29 points total, Micah 32!

Unfortunately, Micah didn’t get to move on to the next round, tomorrow at 11am in the Venetian (ballroom C).

I kicked their ASSES too!

BUT I DID.

All thanks to my mad 17 point handicap (in a game to 21) against two guys in my round-robin! BOO YAH. And the other guy dropping out because he “hurt his shoulder”. Pshaw.

So, if you missed the first round, here’s your (last) chance to get some more credit.. come root Josh on tomorrow (Saturday) and get $2 a point scored!!

To wrap things up, here’s a pic of the big mac I got on our drive to Vegas:

Consistency is the key to their success.

What, was it their first day?!

The New Dream Machine

June 25, 2009 on 8:55 am | In Funnyish, Insider View, Promotions by Josh Jones | 21 Comments

That's not as in beach, playa!

You may remember Dream Machine from such sports as basketball, basketball, softball, and basketball.

But what you may NOT remember is that we got in trouble with our building when they saw our elevator lobby table tennis shenanigans.

And what you couldn’t possibly remember, is that Micah and I have been working on our game since then and now are officially USATT rated (771 and 720 respectively).

Which is why I’m pleased to introduce for the first time… Dream Machine Table Tennis!

What’s it to you?

Well, we’re headed to the $100,000 Hard Bat Classic this weekend in Vegas, and anybody who shows up to cheer (either of) us on will get $1 in DreamHost credit for every point each of us score.. THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE TOURNAMENT!

That could very well end up being THOUSANDS of dollars of DreamHost credit .. or very well end up being TENS of dollars of DreamHost credit!

To illustrate, I will now relay to you a little story of the LAST tournament we went to, less than a month ago…

Or maybe you'd play ping pong.

The California State Open

The way USATT tournaments generally work is that everybody is grouped into four person round-robin contests, where everybody plays everybody else, and only the one winner advances to the “playoff” bracket.

When I showed up for my under-1100-rating tournament, I found my bracket on the board… and things didn’t look too good:

  • Jones, Josh 725
  • Lee, Kenneth 927
  • Liao, Hung Ju (Andrew) 844
  • Lu, David 958

  • Hmm, Jones vs. Lee, Liao, and Lu. Not to be prejudiced, but I was nervous.

    And in fact, it wasn’t good… I ended up losing all three matches, although I did win one game at least vs. Ken.

    Overall, it was still a lot of fun and afterwards I got everybody from our round robin together to take a picture to commemorate their victories:

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    Ken, Andrew (the winner), Josh, and David!

    See you tomorrow at the Venetian!

    Big Boy Time is Up!

    June 22, 2009 on 4:04 pm | In New Features, Promotions, Updates by Josh Jones | 19 Comments

    The many faces of Big Boy time.

    A couple of months ago I announced our new API, as well as a crrrrrazy contest to go with it.

    Well, the contest has been over for three weeks now… which, even I grudgingly agree, is more than enough time for my trusty band of interns (no offense Greg) to review the dozens of submissions we got and decide which ones get to share in the $10,000,000 $10,000 of fabulous cash prizes!

    One Ado

    Before we get to the winners, I thought I’d first reminisce on how far the API has come in just two short months.

    Since we started, we’ve added a test API account (use it to test out the contest winners if you want; username: apitest@dreamhost.com key: 6SHU5P2HLDAYECUM), the ability to get your results in xml, json, and “perl”, and of course tons of new functionality (included just-added mysql and mail filter-related).

    Without further ado, the winners in the first official DreamHost API Crazy Contest are:

    Just a little magic dust for the Happy Meals...

    One Further Ado

    Oh yeah, one last thing I wanted to say.. we had a real hard time deciding on the winners, there were so many entries of similar quality and essentially identical utility!

    So, as a cop out, there are a lot of ties among the winners, and… we decided to give EVERYBODY who didn’t win a $100 DreamHost account credit as a consolation! It’s already been applied to your account.

    Without further further ado, the winners:

    The Early Bird Prize: $2,000

    The term "fail" is "fail".

    For the best application completed before May, we had an early-bird prize.. and the winner (as previously announced) was ChirpBot, a twitter interface to the DreamHost API.

    Re-mentioned here for completenesses-sake.

    Fourth Place: $750

    iPhone Crapps!

    A three-way tie between all the iPhone Apps created to manage your DreamHost account:

  • Sweet Dreams iTunes link (free)
  • Dream Admin iTunes link (free)
  • DreamApp (free?)

    Why the three-way tie?

    Well, Sweet Dreams seemed to have more functionality than Dream Admin, but Dream Admin looked better. DreamApp looks good AND has a lot of functionality, but as of the time of judging it wasn’t available for download at the iTunes store! So in our minds, that all works out to a happy three-way-tie!

    Third Place: $500

    Go"Flabby" more like it!!

    Uh oh.. ANOTHER tie? This time it’s a tie in the more traditional sense, but not so traditional as to be a formal decoration worn around the neck, just in the traditional sense of only being between two contestants:

  • Hit Map .. view visitors to your site in real time on a map of the world. (Warning: requires user-list_users access to all your passwords!)
  • A fun flash PS-rebooter tool: I highly recommend trying this one once (just use the test API info).. hee hoo!

    Second Place: $1,250

    Dalmatian instant breakfast... you're gonna love it in an instant!

  • Dalmatian.. a full-featured windows app for managing announcement lists!

    (Not a tie!)

    First Place: $2,500

    Speaking of Dream Mounts!

    A tie again!!!

  • Slashdot Effect Prevention Kit… have your PS resize/run any code when it starts to get a bunch of hits!
  • Dream Mount.. an OS X tool to automatically mount your DreamHost accounts as a disk on your mac’s desktop!

    Grand Prize: $5,000

    After all those ties, how could we possibly give away the Grand Prize to a single contestant?

    The truth is, we could!

    But, we didn’t.

    The Grand Prize winnerS are:

    Do Dream Bots Electric Sheep?

  • DreamBot… a daemon you run on a PS that logs into a jabber account, allowing you to tell it to run API commands or any other shell commands via instant message!
  • MemCron… another tool for DreamHost PS that auto-resizes your memory based on need in an intelligent way (to save you money!) … with pretty graphs!

    And That’s That!

    Do you collect money on free parking, or what?

    Congratulations to all winners! You should check your email for a message from DreamHost Support asking if you’d prefer your money via check or PayPal!

    And hey, just because the contest is over doesn’t mean the API is! It’s going to keep working and keep growing and improving, so please check out all the applications people have developed so far… and maybe even consider making your OWN.

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