Even a spam bot would have been smarter.

Yeah, we still had two old school general stores back then, all the way up to the mid 80s when we gite a Wal Mart.

June & Ward would have been despised and harrased around here, cause Ward would have been a fat cat exec at the ONE “good job” they was around here, exploitin the cheap Southern labor. I would have at the VERY LEAST lit bags of dog shit on his stoop, rung the doorbell and run. Then I would have probly put hawg guts all over their clothes line (well, they’d have a drier I’m sure).

i think you could be…arrested, sent to Juvi, removed from your parents forever, will never have your juvenile records expunged, and can be denied from ever going to college…if you brought a corn cob pipe to school – these days at least : )

I don’t think I have seen a ‘general store’ in my lifetime, coming from the big city of Tucson. I know they exist out there, somewhere in June and Ward Cleaver’s town.

Thanks for the link to rlparker, Mike P., Funny, as I sit here online on my iMac, and there displayed is rlparker on an iMac. Just makes me happy to be a geek!

Very soon thereafter I ceased givin a shit about Popeye, but later in life I traveled the country livin in my van in the woods, and woke up one mornin in Illinois I bleeve it was, and it was the home town of the creator of Popeye, had a Popeye statue in town, and then looked across and laid eyes on The Mississippi River fer my first time ever… it was awesome. Sadly, I did not go to the Popeye Museaum, as I was makin time on gittin to the Pine Ridge Sioux reservation fer a meetin with a grave.