Too Much Turkey!

December 2, 2005 on 11:33 am | In Foobars, Funnyish by nate | 19 Comments

I guess I ate too much turkey this year, because my fat ass broke my trusty old Aeron. It happened last night. It’s a terrible way to spend $900.

I sat on the front of the seat (pretty hard, I guess!) and cracked the back of it real good. It’s completely useless now.

As Dallas suggested, I might replace it with a treadmill!

Cracked Aeron Seat

I am a porker

19 Responses to “Too Much Turkey!”

  1. James Says:

    You poor guy. Maybe you should try replacing it with a nice trusty inflatable ball. They have less moving parts to break.

  2. djp72 Says:

    good idea with the ball-

    but i know the feeling man, i once put my foot through someone’s FLOOR!
    {and i knew it was diet time!}

  3. noah Says:

    I believe that the standard herman miller 12 year warranty applies.

    Hopefully?

    PS, if it does apply, it seems like it’s worth $900 of hosting credit. :)

  4. Spiffness Says:

    oh man, that womps.

    hehe, good times.

  5. Recesser Says:

    Hey, cool, someone else who says “womps.” :)

  6. Robert K. Says:

    $900??? Why not get a few spares and buy 6 of the $149 alternative. Been using one of these to carry my 6′6″, 205lb derriere around the office for a few months now. Comfy, fabric breathes nicely for you folks who sit around in the buff all day, and comes with a 15-year limited warranty too… What more could you ask for!

    But, hey, whatever floats your boat carries your keister.

  7. Robert K. Says:

    *sigh* That “$149 alternative” link is supposed to point to
    to this chair from Stables.

  8. Simon Jessey Says:

    I weigh 416 pounds, so breaking chairs/beds/sofas is the norm for me. I spent $3000 on a treadmill, but it just sits in the living room behaving like Arthur C. Clarke’s “Tycho Magnetic Anomaly”. Perhaps it will begin to induce intelligence one day…

  9. IGrizzli Says:

    You need to buy rubber furniture.

  10. Nate MC Says:

    That sucks, at least though when the chair broke you didn’t fall in between a desk and a filing cabinet and then have a friend come in to see you stuck and then try to stick pens into your butt crack.

    I’ve been using an IKEA Jules chair for almost 4 years now, I replaced the stock casters with some smoother ones but only problems I’ve had with it has been screws coming loose overtime but some lock-tite would fix that.

    Plus like the others said that chair should still be under warranty.

  11. Xrem Says:

    Maybe you should running by the morning in the next year. And dont eats turkey, only salad =)
    And all will be fine

  12. Jennifer Says:

    It’s not your fat bum that caused the chair to break! It’s the piece of crap chair you’re sitting on!

    Once knew a guy locally that ran his own webhosting/designing business. He had his office stocked with these weird looking ergonomic posture chairs. Comfy as hell though.

  13. Sara Says:

    Your belly is not big! You’re not even fat! lol. I agree with Jennifer…it must be the chair. How about getting a niceone at IKEA? ::P

  14. Nate MC Says:

    Oh yeah thanks for jinxing me, I broke two casters this week on my chair. Now I have to grind the nuts off and weld new ones on.

    I’m blaming it all on you. ;)

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  16. brian Says:

    This is no fluke, Nate broke my chair about 3 weeks later ….

    seriously … treadmill or else!

  17. Alex Says:

    Man… all the chairs in my company’s CyberCafe are those.

    Maybe we could borrow one for you. hmm… Now if only I could figure out how to get it past the guard, 16 cameras, and the spinning security door thingy. ;-)

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  19. DavidSFN Says:

    I’d cry if I broke my Aeron! But as the other guy said the warranty should definatly count.

    Best chair aerons, anyone who says go for hte $149 alternative is crazy. Nothing beats them.

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